Rules:
On randompokemon.com, generate one Pokemon for each of these answers.
Tag 5 Pokemon fans!


1. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life:
Starly.... I hear dove is the other dark meat

2. This Pokémon hates you a lot:
Armaldio....guess that is to be expected

3. You share your bed with this Pokémon:
Aggron e_e help

4. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer:
Stoutland.... I can deal

5. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner:
Rayquaza.... ok x.x;
6. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever:
Glalie....yay~ Ice type

7. This Pokemon will kill you slowly and painfully:
Deino.... HOW?

8. This Pokemon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time:
Plusle...Might as well have Minum join him

9. This Pokemon would risk its life to save you from any danger:
Zweilous....ok?

10. This Pokemon secretly touches you in your sleep:
Druddigon e_e ugh

11. This Pokemon secretly wants to cuddle with you:
Timburr....ok?

12. This Pokemon is a spy:
Seaking.....I KNEW IT

13. This Pokemon wishes you were never born:
Electrode.....but whry!

14. This Pokemon eats everything you make:
Duosion....well atleast someone eats it ;^;

15. This Pokemon forgets you exist sometimes:
Kadabra.....HOW?!

16. This Pokemon wants your body.
Piloswine...NO

17. This Pokemon knows where you live.
corphish....I WILL EAT YOU

18. This Pokemon has made babies with you while you were sleeping.
Typhlosion e___e eh....

19. This Pokemon is your long lost brother/sister.
Shroomish ......no comment

20. This Pokemon dreams about you every night.
Geodude.... ok?

21. This Pokemon will marry you in the future.
Jynx.....F NO

22. This Pokemon is you in a different life.
Croagunk....no

23. This Pokemon is your ex and he/she cries over you every day.
Budew....but I never dated you D:

24. This Pokemon is your future child.
Spearow.....how...is that....

25. This Pokemon has a better singing voice than you, and they brag about it all the time.
Mandibuzz.....I can believe that...it is a bird after all

26. This Pokemon has cut off one of your strands of hair and worshiped it for many years.
Torkoal.... not even gunna ask

27. This Pokemon is racist to you and makes fun of your skin color.
magcargo....YEAH WELL UR A SLUG!

28. This Pokemon would catch a grenade for you.
Regirock.....Thanks! now just dont throw your hand on a blade for me

29. This Pokemon was your mom's ex boyfriend in college.
Basculin .... Nope!

30. This Pokemon is that one idiot that trolled you about your art.
Natu.... Maybe it THINK it did but didnt really because it thought it was trollin when it wasnt

31. This Pokemon is a stripper and wants to meet you.
Parasect.....ok? What will it strip off?

32. This Pokemon bought you that Snuggie on your birthday.
Kecleon...NO WONDER IT LICKS ME

33. This Pokemon wants to ruin your wedding.
Swanna......EVIL SWANS!!!

34. This Pokemon wants to have your babies.
Omastar....e______e NO

35. This Pokemon writes love letters to you but can't afford stamps so you never get them.
Numel....how sweet

36. This Pokemon stalks you on the internet.
Scolipede....bugs

37. This Pokemon talks about you behind your back.
Scizor....well IMMA TALK ABOUT YOU NAO!

38. This Pokemon works at the car dealership where you will get/ you got your first car.
Hitmonlee.....now I know what to expect

39. This Pokemon wants to/ wanted to go to prom with you.
Eelektrik...I'm sorry! I went with a group of friends!

40. This Pokemon lives under your bed.
Klang....Must be painful under there

41. This Pokemon smokes in your driveway when you're not home.
gengar....ok, so you must be there with haunter and ghastly

42. This Pokemon got into your internet connection and used your wifi.
Bouffalant....how?

43. This Pokemon is your best friend's REAL best friend.
Throh...yeah, I'll believe that as far as I can throw you

44. This Pokemon sings Red Solo Cup to you as a lullaby.
Porygon-z ...maybe it just plays back the song?

45. This Pokemon TP'd you while you were away.
Croconaw....how dare you!

46. This Pokemon wants to be you.
Spiritomb...ok? why me though?

47. This Pokemon really likes you and thinks the world of you but his/her mother is forcing them to marry some idiot.
Entei....dawwww *hugs*

48. This Pokemon knows your credit card number. (if you don't have a credit card just pretend you do)
Bellosson.... I KNEW PLANTS WERE EVIL

49. This Pokemon killed itself when you left it.
Sneasle... D: no! why do that!

50. This Pokemon wants you to tag 4 people.
Magmar.....NO WAY IN HELL